Attorney ….. Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness …… No.
Attorney ….. Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness …… No.
Attorney ….. Did you check for breathing?
Witness …… No.
Attorney ….. So, then is it possible, that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness …… No.
Attorney ….. How can you be so sure doctor?
Witness …… Because his brain was sitting by my desk in a jar.
Attorney ….. But could the patient still been alive, nevertheless?
Witness …… Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law!